The [tooth] is rarely pure and never simple

I know every parent says this, but ours kid--OURS--is different.  (I hope you're picking up on the sarcasm that I'm ineptly trying to convey.)  But yes, our kid is slightly advanced.  No, I'm not shouting from the rafters with glee.  He's a bit advanced in the teething department.  Of all things!  We caught a glimpse of his first tooth at 3.5 months and we haven't seen much more of it a whole month later.  Instead of getting that tooth to grow (lazy tooth), he spends most of his days like this.